A strange person who is frightened by animals with large ears
Kalyn is scared to go to the zoo because they have elephants there
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When a group of sports journalists compete to jizz on a ginger nut biscuit covered in white powder
Hey guys! who’s up for a game of Soggy Kalyn
Kalyn is a smart, tough and knows that she’s right most of the time. She has a very bad addition to stranger things and has a boy addiction problem.
Wow you’re a Kalyn? You must be obsessed with Noah Shnapp.
A girl who can do many things but can't do bombs.
"Did you see that belly flop?"
"Yeah, what a Kalyn!"
She's a girl from Tennessee who gets a really bad accent when she's angry. Loves guys with small penises, usually the size of thumbs.
Woah, i've never met a Kalyn in real life before.
Dude, she's perfect for you, shes a Kalyn.
Always and outstanding person who gives you the best memories and treasures you. She will keep her friend circle small but is loyal to all of them and especially when you have an intimate relationship. She is always willing to help but an overthinker who gets persuaded somewhat easy. As long as your good to her she will be fine and always needs company
“I truly love you Kalyn Turcios”
“I HAVE YOUR LAST NAME”