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Kanged

The act of having your meeting hijacked, in favor of a convoluted and meandering presentation of impractical concepts that can never be implemented. Also a term for a discussion that impacts you, but does not include you.

"I got Kanged at the new business presentation yesterday."

by GSIinteractive November 06, 2008


KANG

a faux boss; one who THINKS he is sick, while in reality, he is not. an illegitimate muffdiver. performs random acts associated with the phrases "butt pirate" and "uphill gardener".

Kang #1:Wuddup pimp, your such a kang because your cadillac pimpin all the beezies.

Kang #2:Ahh son I already know. i think they want me to skeet skeet on them with my two foot penis. good thing i had soggy waffles with my wheaties this morning.

by Bob Jeagermeister June 08, 2007


kang

nicely rolled blunt, to do a good job

Me: Yo you tryin to smoke later?
Esilv: Yeah already rolled a nice kanger

by esilv November 06, 2013


kang

An act of masturbation when performed in a group, a circle jerk with commentary.

"Let's all have a communal kang."

by KHD August 04, 2003


Nasi Kang Kang

It's a love potion created by Southeast Asian witch doctors. The woman first lovingly cooks a bowl of rice. She then squats over it, sans clothes. And lets her womanly essence mix with the steam of the rice, then feeds it to her man. He is supposed to never leave her and be at her beck & call

"Scum's girlfriend hits him but he still sticks around and claims he's in love with her!"

" Confirm nasi kang kang!"

by sgghettogirl March 02, 2010


kang

To whip, flog, or paddle as a form of punishment.

If you do that one more time, I'm gonna kang your hide.

by kangarage December 05, 2004


kang

n. Style, class. West coast skater term.

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Nice ramp hop dude! You got the kang.

'Deed I do.

by gnostic 1 November 07, 2013