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The second most dangerous weapon ever created (The most dangerous is of course the lightsaber but they're hard to find.) assuming the weilder can hear the breath of all things, smell the cutting wind or feel reiatsu,chakra or ki.
Beware of fakes. They're useless and abundant.
So... I don't want to brag but one time I used one of these to deflect a nuclear warhead into outer space. You wouldn't have heard about it because the government covered it up.
Once again not being a braggart but this other time there was this guy on the roof of a skyscraper trying to suppress me with chain guns and missiles and shit. I just cut the building at the base with my Katana and watched it fall to the ground and explode. Then I was like, "You fucked with the wrong man."
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A total fucking retard. Completely useless to the surrounding comunity. Katanas usually likes wearing dragon shirts or shirts with totally fucking random animals on it, and shitty clothes, usually quite poor. Smells bad, and usually has a mullet-like hairdo. Usually unpopular and fat. Katanas like to sit in the front of the bus so no one notices their akward social graces. Katanas usually have a range of 5 to 6 friends. Katanas interest include playing Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, or World of Warcraft, but if they're a real Katana, they'd play Runescape.
Katana: Not cool.
- " Haha "
- "What?"
- "Look at that faggot over there!"
- "Lol"
- " I bet she/he is a Katana!"
- " Hahaha, probably!"
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Beautiful short girl. That doesn't care about what people think of her. She slayyy when she want to. If you got a problem catch me outside how about that.
Katana slayed today omg...... You don't even know.
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A way beginning and/or young snowboarders handle a steep slope. It is similar to the falling leaf but is considerably faster. You do this by staying on your heelside edge going left and right while quickly alternating which end of the board faces downhill.
after a snowboard race...
(teenage snowboarder): wtf, I got beat by an 8 year old?
(spectator): ya, he was doing the katana
(teenage snowboarder): oh damn, what a pro
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Big Jap sword that'll cut your motherfuckin head off boy so pay attention
I'ts one huge ass mother fuckin blade
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Katana is a sweet, loving, caring EXTREMELY FUNNY, insanely pretty girl. She's so loyal but watch out if you mess with her family your done for she is so loving of them and her close friends. She also is an amazing 1st degree, Black Belt. If you find a Katana rare you better keep her forever! she's also a big goofball
Person 1: I feel so depressed;-;
Katana: I care about you what's going on?
Person 1: Thank you Katana ;D
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A light weught and cery powerful japanese long sword. A device used for neutering
1.The vet cut my dog's ball with a katana
2.A ninja killed my brother with a katana so he could take his chronic
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