kawasaki popsicle

A recipe.

Step 1: make a sushi roll with doodoo

Step 2: Freeze it

Step 3: Enjoy

Ed: Hey Dave, I'm throwing a party later.

Dave: Sweet I know a kick-ass hors d'oeuvre called the Kawasaki Popsicle.

Ed: Sounds like a load of shit

Dave: Exactly.

Kawasaki Nutcracker

This involves a male, female, and a dirt bike. The female puts her hands on the handlebars while the male sits on the rear wheel of the dirt bike. They should form a sort of human pyramid. During this the male eats out the female. When she orgasms, she revs the engine of the dirt bike tearing off the genitals of the male.

Jenny tricked Fred her Ex into partaking in the Kawasaki Nutcracker tradition.

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chef kawasaki

A Kirby character who can heal with food

Kirby: Poyo! (Chef Kawasaki, can you make food to heal us?)
Kawasaki: Sure! Here you go!
Kirby: Poyo! (yay thanks a lot!)

Kawasaki water park

While having relations, the male pulls out, twists their penis and makes a motorbike sound while ejaculating.

I gave Janet in accounting the ol Kawasaki Water Park.

Kawasaki riders

Better than a Harley rider

Kawasaki riders are non faggots, unlike gsxrs, Harley Davidson, and any other Suzuki's.

Kawasaki's disease

An Eli Tomac fan says stuff like "Eli Tomac is the best because he rides the edge," doesn't admit that the style of riding is very bipolar.

Poor guy he has Kawasaki's disease, he couldn't accept Cooper Web's championship win.

kawasaki wind chimes

Breasts so large that just watching them dangle will put you into a zen like trance.

Oh momma those are some Kawasaki wind chimes if I’ve ever seen em.