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High school drop-out, classical music lover, collector of antique clocks, wearer of Zegna suits and twenty-fourth Prime Minister of Australia between 1991 and 1996. He came to prominence as the reformist Treasurer in the Hawke government, and is remembered for both his many legislative achievements as Prime Minister, and his colourful insults.
As Prime Minister, Paul Keating was famous for his use of colourful invective, at one time memorably describing his successor, John Howard as "the little desiccated coconut."
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The teacher of a somewhat unorthodox high school literature class. As portrayed by Robin Williams in the movie 'Dead Poets Society'.
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The most handsome irish bassist in the fucking world. Have you seen his eyes? Jesus Christ. Aries boy, millenium boy, beer boy... BIRD BINGO.
- Hey, who is that handsome dude on your wallpaper?
+ Are you kidding bitch? That's Robert Keating
-Ok, give me his @
A v. sexy and talented Romantic poet who died tragically of tuberculosis at the age of twenty-five. He thought he was going to be forgotten, hence the epitaph "Here lies on whose name was writ in water", but obviously he's worthy of an entry on Urban Dictionary, so I suppose he hasn't been forgotten, after all?
After hearing about the circumstances of his death, another v. sexy and talented Romantic poet, Percy Bysshe Shelley, wrote the poem "Adonais" and claimed that Keats had been killed by his critics. There is a bit of a difference between dying because you were distressed by someone saying something nasty about your poems and dying because your lungs are half-destroyed, but obviously Shelley couldn't tell the difference.
His best known poems include "Ode to a Nightingale" "La Belle Dame Sans Merci" and "To Autumn".
John Keats was only five foot tall.
(Yes, really!)
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A fat bitchy woman who gets Arabian Sunglasses every day.
Bob:You are such a Mrs Keating!
Jeff:(commits suicide)
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When a girl squirts her period juice into a guys eyes so that it looks like he's crying menstrual blood and takes a polaroid of it and sends it to the guys mother along with a romantic poem (preferably Keats).
Karen: Oh look Harold, Gregory's girlfriends sent me a Keat's delight!
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a friend who goes to a science school in Singapore near Dover
tze keat goes to a school called sst at dover