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during the process of anal sex the women's shit oozes out of the side walls while penis is still inserted in the anus.
JAKE was crying when he found out that his aunt gave me a keister discharge.
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For someone to keep something that everyone wants till the novelty wears off then brings it out.
eli held on to the peach snaps all night till everyone was over drinking then pulls it out "oh he just keistered a peacock"
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This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!
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When the Church puts a limit on how many eggs you can find in the egg hunt so you have to improvise
Bro they only let us find 5 eggs each so I had to Easter Keister like 15 of them.
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When a man gives anal sex to a woman On easter, Put it in the Keister for Easter
"baby, after the egg hunt can I put it in the keister for easter?"
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Pot that's smells like ass
Wtf bro, did u just poop that out? I'm down to keister weed. Gov.don't know how to grow it anyways! Sry bunch of dum chicks.
Primarily a Colorado term refering to a gay man.
What a Keister Cowboy!