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Jarmen Kell is the hero unit for the Global Liberation Army in Command and Conquer Generals. He is from Arab decent. He is the master of stealth and has aim that is unparallelled. He can snipe people out of anything from Humvees to the overlord tank. He is simply a bad ass sniper boss. If you pick the demo general in Zero hour he has the ability to place a bomb.
In the mod Shockwave, he can get the ability to shoot down helicopters and temporarily disable buildings by shooting their power cables.
"I don't care who they are"
"No one escapes!"
"What's the job?"
-Jarmen Kell 2003
God damn it Jarmen Kell just assassinated my Veteran Black Locus.
Jesus Christ Jarmen Kell calm the fuck down, why did you snipe out my overlord?
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A stupid ass school where most of the teachers are dumb and all the students do heroin. Biggest school in cms so halls are always crowded. Filled with rude ass privileged white kids who think their better than everyone. Don’t even get me started on our administration.
Friend: hey
Student at Ardrey Kell:
If your wondering why they didn’t say anything, it’s cause they overdosed on heroin and died
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A low quality, inferior pilsner beer such as Busch Light, Natural Light, and Milwaukee's Best. Named R. Kells because they taste like piss.
"Dude, this natty tastes like piss"
"Yeah bro, it's an R. Kells beer"
"What kind of beer should we get? I'm low on cash"
"Let's just get some R. Kells...tastes like piss but cheap"
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hey the football team that plays on that 23,000,000 dollar field got to the second round of playoffs and beat Providence, and South Meck had to forfeit all of their games.
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Prison also referred to as Ardrey cell.
Ardrey Kell administrators watch you like a hawk.
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A public school in the Ballantyne area of Charlotte, NC, that opened in the 2006-2007 school year. Most stuck up public school in history. Mascot is the Knights, colours are purple and white...soooo gay.
Most kids are from South Meck or Providence High Schools, J.M. Robinson or South Charlotte Middle Schools, plus a select few from other schools. In its first year, sports teams have sucked.
Everyone oohs and aahs about the $23,000,000 football field, even though the JV and Varsity teams playing on it suck. So it did cost a ton of money to build the school, but the outside looks like a prison. However, the inside is REAL nice.
The teachers treat you like shit and expect you to beat the whole school system on exams so that the principal will have bragging rights that the first year at AK was a success. There is also some electromagnetic boundary that prevents your cell phone from working inside the school. Rumor has it that the Band Room works for your phone.
Dominant style at AK is 'preppy' with brands like Hollister, AE, and Abercrombie popular with most everyone. But there is a bit of some faux-punk, Goth, dELiAs fanatics who think they are non conformist, and people who dont really care about the brand.
Oh yeah, and you arent allowed to get away with anything cause the security guards ride on John Deeres around the campus or they patrol the bathrooms. Assholes.
Most people at AK live in manchines. But some live in normal middle class homes and are 'poor'
PS, the swim team kicks ass.
AK chick: Hey, I go to ardrey kell! I'm a cheerleader, I pretend to hate gossip, I dress in Abercrombie head to toe, I eat a ton, like country music plus all the trendy songs. Oh yeah, and when I wear a dress from AE to school, I am making a fashion statement even though the girl next to me wears awesome dresses every day.
AK dude: Perfect, I'm an HCO jock and I act 'gangsta' even though I live in a $17million house all my life! Never have I set foot in the ghetto or been near a real Crip. let's go out!
AK chick: totally!
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The disease which is classified by symptoms of extreme lack of test preperation, thereby causing sickness and absence was school.
Oh man, i've got 3 tests tomorrow and a huge project due! I'm feeling Kell Syndrome coming on.
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