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A giant Asian guy with a huge ballsack and likes to dip it into people's mouths. Has a gigantic ego and is also a thot and loves to roll around in pig shit. His real Asian name usually starts with "X". Very beautiful face with a giant dick. He is uncircumcised and has masturbated once in the shower. He thought about his girlfriend Millie (who has been to jail) while doing it and made a huge load
Guy 1: OMG that is Kelvin! I wish he would bone me!
Guy 2: He did bone me and left a huge load in me!
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a bitch ass hoe that you should never let into your life..but if you do, make sure you burn with with sass @ 400K :-)
that kelvin is a piece of shit, byeeee boi
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A short bitch that likes to get fucked in the ass by randy and his Mexico
Randy: kelvin coming over here and get this dick
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Invented by Lord Kelvin in the 1850s, an act of watching movies at 69 Kelvin in order to popularize the newly invented scale, soon it would be adopted all over the world. This is the optimal temperature that causes maximum stimulation, perfect for Netflix and chilling.
A person at his peak of a hardcore event caused and continued by that person.
You are such a kelvinator, Kelvin.
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(n) an act of violence; (v) to be violent
I got so mad, I went kelvin and threw a PS2 controller in her face.
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