cat in the kennel

a phrase often used to describe something that is out of place

for example a cat is not meant to be in a kennel as they are typically used for dogs

The really tall guy at a concert stood out like a cat in the kennel

kennel talk

Anything that could anger the future dictators of the world such as the nigalopaLords or that they deem worthy of sending you to the Kennels for saying

Random trash: I I think we should have a revolution against the nigalopalords. nigalopalords: I think that sounds like kennel talk take him away

kennel point

When a dog takes a shit in the field giving the illusion he is pointing a game bird.

A:. "Is Bowser on point?"
B:. "Yeah... wait...naw, just a kennel point."

Kennel Bitch

Synonyms with Kennel Technician. Lot's of poop scooping and cleaning of animal messes. Touching soiled laundry and risking losing fingers, while sticking your entire hand in dogs mouth with the intention to medicate. Constantly being scratched by overly excited dogs or pissed off pussies (aka Cats). Being treated like a butler by the doctors and technicians, "Do this", "Did you do it yet?", "Give Fluffy a bath now", "Are you sure you know how to feed a cat?" "Did you know how to scoop poop?" At the end of the day, you're likely to be covered in piss and shit or blood. Probably a combination of all three and be so tired you have to crawl out to your car. Yet...it's all worth it.

VET TECH : "HEY KENNEL BITCH...COME WASH THIS DOG'S BLANKET COVERED IN SHIT"

KENNEL BITCH : YES...MASTER.

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Jitterbug Kennels

Breeder of the best American Pit Bull Terriers (Bacon Shaka) that specialize in catching wild boar hogs.

Jitterbug kennels has the best American Pit Bull Terriers in the Nation.

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get a kennel

A nice way to tell someone that their incessant display of affection for their dog or cat is causing you embarrassment as one who is forced to watch such display

You and that dog have been slobbering on each other for 10 minutes. Get a kennel!

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ROAD KENNEL

slang for a k9 police car.

cop action in which a police dog is used.

originates from the kennels used for house pets.

"you bill! Road kennel comin' up on your right!"

"ditch the drugs, man! the police always be rollin' in the road kennels in the crib."

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