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A frog that people put their hands far enough up his ass to move his mouth, and having him enjoy the deep anal he gets. Kermit is a hoe.
Kermit is such a hoe because he always lets people shove their hands up his ass!
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A green fucktard who can't have a nice pleasant wank because his dick doesn't exist because hes a fucking green teddy that is supposed to be a frog with legs and arms he probably came out of shreks ass.
Person 1: Hey look it's Kermit
Person 2: Oh that shitty lookin' green frog faggot
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A really horny Nazi that enjoys having sex with fat animals that are his breakfast tomorrow who abuses girls for the nazi party and sexual pleasure and also charged as a sex offender for doing hitler in someone’s throat
Oh shit Kermit is at it again fucking women and hitlering them
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1) one of Jim Henson's muppets. He is a frog.
2) someone who looks like Kermit.
3) someone who has enormous eyes that bulge out, like a frog's.
"Tommy's eyes freak me out. He looks just like Kermit."
"Hey, Alexis, do you know what you and Kermit have in common? Ribbit... ribbit..."
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The father of a sexy child named abdi and a sexy frog himself kermit is one to be respected by the gods himself and his child abdi is said to be just as sexy as himself
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A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.
The government of this country is kermitism
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