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A 36-year-old man who has inexplicably remained biologically identical to a ten-year-old boy for a quarter of a century, Ash Ketchum is notable for embarking on a seemingly eternal quest to become a Pokemon Master alongside his on-off girlfriend (as any fan will tell you), a yellow electrically-charged (and extremely marketable) mutant and an excessively horny older teenager who never opens his eyes for fear of revealing the depths of hell lurking inside them. As even Ash has admitted that the concept of a Pokemon Master is basically vague nonsense, he's essentially doomed himself to wandering rough around the forest for the rest of his life.
"In this world, nothing can be said to be certain, except for death, taxes, the continuation of the Simpsons and Ash Ketchum never becoming a Pokemon Master" - Benjamin Franklin
"What dost thou mean, thou idiot, cheating death is far more certain that Ash Ketchum achieving anything like that!" - typically-forgotten response by John Adams
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I just got ash Ketchum by him, he is fucking dumb
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The remainings of your semen
Jc: Lick my semen Ketchum
Jesse: wtf is semen Ketchum
a nigga who could fight and hates it when peolle try to fight his fights. a sad person, big pickle, loves anime of course, and has like 383747474747 exes possibly more than your parents credit score
Jay Ketchum / Hot Nigga
A smart, loving, and selfless person. He would give the world to the one person he loves. He’s a big goofball and will make stupid jokes to make anyone laugh.
“Hey Ketchum!”
The boy who will be 10 years old by the time your dead from old age.
Ash Ketchum will always be young.