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Kettles

Big boobs

daaaaamn, those kettles

by jjno3 January 17, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


kettled

Had one to many drinks, i.e. pissed!

I so kettled, I cant stand up

by Jelly_Boy March 25, 2004

19๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


kettle

Rural drudges, no class, slovenly, aversive to hard work, dim as a used up bulb. The Kettles were originally a family portrayed in American comic films in the 1940s and '50s (the first was "The Egg And I", portraying life on a chicken / egg farm, the last "The Kettles on Old Macdonald's Farm".) In the first movie, the slow-thinking and lazy Pa and Ma Kettle, with their fifteen children, win a tobacco slogan writing contest and get a modern house with electronic gadgetry they can not fathom. Today, the term is occasionally used to describe an uncouth dufus, a rude lout, someone who completely ignores politeness and common knowledge, someone who might act like an unschooled, ignorant rural clod.

These kettles boarded the plane and proceeded to place their infant in the overhead baggage bin, as he spit tobacco juice on the aisle carpet.

by JDiver May 15, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


kettled

To suffer humiliation at the hands of another, often as a result of personal idiocy. A result of the TutRim Theory of Moderationโ„ข.

Arseface: Haha, I am so much cooler than you!
George: But your name is arseface.
Impartial Observer: Kettled!

by Brick. May 3, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


kettled

a. 1. Really high; baked, fried, blazed, stoned, etc.

-Oh my lord, I am soooo blazed, how bout you?

-I am kettled off my ass!

by artizz April 21, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


kettle

Someone that can sing un-naturally high notes.

Jon: Hey did you here MIKA's new song?
Smith: Yeh, he's such a kettle.

by sopifhboirbj December 10, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


kettle

A steam locomotive/steam train

Did you see those folks Trainspotting at the station? They were waiting to photograph a kettle

by kettle spotter May 23, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž