Deryan’s Keyhole

The act of unintentionally scrolling on the toilet until you inevitably see nudes, thus an erection under the toilet seat. In this position you must stand and lift the toilet seat with your erect member, turn 180 degrees and leave the toilet seat at resting position.

I was so horny and constipated yesterday that my foot went to sleep on the toilet. The only way I could recover is by pulling the old Deryan’s Keyhole.

Keyholing

A sex move where you insert you penis and two fingers into the vagina at the same time, making it look like and old school key. Best done wearing merkins.

I caught your dad keyholing the dude next door.

Last night my husband keyholed me. It was interesting, but good.

The Keyhole Challenge

When two people having sex switch from one position to the next, without withdrawling the penis from any orifice.

She never really know what the true definition of victory until she had successfully completed the Keyhole Challenge

Dust off of the keyhole

Female Masturbation

I think tonight is worth an old Dust off of the keyhole eh?