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Crazy Asian midget who rules North Korea. He enjoys making nukes and starving his own people. He is also said to be a threat to President Bush.
Kim Jong-il wants North Korea to start a war with the USA.
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gastro-intestinal distress brought on by the consumption of korean cuisine.
i don't know what they put in that Bibimbap last night, but i got such a case of the kim jong ills there was no living with me for a good 5 hours afterwards.
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What happens when you give an angry, fat little asian man control of his own totalitarian regime. If only his father didn't make fun of him for drinking margharitas.
North Korean Officer: Great Leader, Great Leader, the imperialist aggressors have made a horrible movie mocking the amazing country which you have created, what shall we do?
Kim Jong Un: Lets call the Chinese, maybe their hackers can help our puny country to attack the western world with any degree of success!
North Korean Officer: Yes, Great Leader. Shall I fetch your superman pajamaa?
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The leader of North Korea who follows in his dead father's monarchy and gets all the food he was sent to himself (which is why he's fat) and the military, leaving the rest of the North Koreans skinny. Also he makes the police do bad stuff to prisoners (torture them)
Someone should do something about Kim Jong Un.
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Kim Jong Il is A stupid Commie who starved his people.
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An imaginary man who receives blame for problems he didn't even cause. Some people confuse this obscure character with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il. The last letter of the man's name is an 'L', not an 'i'.
Kim Jong II also has an imaginary father, Kim Jong I, along with a pretend sister, Kimberly Jong.
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The most fashionable and possibly most popularized dictator of all time.
Bob: Kim Jong-il is going to nuke us!
Bill: He has cool sunglasses...
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