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Kinder eggs are the most fabulous hollow chocolate eggs, painted white inside which taste divine. The eggs contain toys which may be difficult to construct if the openers have low IQ's. They are soon to be delivered by a Hampstead based chocolate delivery company to aid distressed women at unsociable hours.
Kinder Eggs are sometimes rather tricky to open too!
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Chocolate egg made by Fererro that could be compared to a Happy Meal except for the fact that it's small, made out of chocolate and doesn't taste like shit. The toys inside are mildly entertaining if you are under 9 years old, but the plastic container can be filled with water/sand/similar substance, and thrown at people - hopefully exploding at impact.
Guy 1: Hey, remember those Kinder Surprise eggs from back in the day?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Oh
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The action whereby a boy will prematurely jizz into a girl's face, in preparation for oral sex, immediately after removing his boxers.
I took a guy home the other night and he kinder surprised me!
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Can you please send me those changes....kinder bueno. Will do.
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Guy 1: I ate a kinder egg
Guy 2 : mmm a child egg
Guy 3 : I ate 23 childern mmmm
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A misspelling of the phrase "kindred spirit".
"We're kindered spirits."
"It's kindred..."
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When someone is pulling a kinder, that means that he/she is being a really nice, cool person. This person always gets all of the girls but never brags about it. He secretly hangs out with girls everyday and is a true "player." This person is also an amazing golfer and will be very successful when he is older because of how smart he is. He is a very cool person
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that new guy?
Girl 2: I think that he is pullin a kinder and its definitely working
Girl 1: Yeah. He is very hot!
Girl 2: Yeah, I want to get a piece of that!