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Kindergarten Rule

When somebody messes with, bothers, or pokes fun at the person that they like in order to get their attention or a reaction out of them. Derived from how young children call their crush silly names or annoy them.

Jonah: Why does Ed keep messing with Aalia?
Ale: Oh, it’s the kindergarten rule. He messes with her to get her attention
Jonah: *pokes Ale*

by RaccoonRulez December 8, 2021


busted a kindergarten

When you're doing someone from behind and you pull out and redo their back with enough droplets of semen to be compared to a kindergarten of students. In total the semen should equate to about half a gallon.

So I was banging this girl from behind doing her right and I felt a perfect storm of semen busting through my crotch, and in spur of the moment I busted a kindergarten on her back and weighed her down so much I had to scrape it off with a shovel to free her. RIGHTEOUS!

by BigDick74 September 7, 2014


kindergarten thug

When a child acts ghetto on the internet and thinks hes a real O.G.

squeaker: ima beat yo ass
everyone else: shut yo kindergarten thug ass up

by Dat Man Greg October 7, 2015


kindergarten whore

A person who kisses one person and then kisses another person the next day

Person 1: Did you see her kiss Don yesterday?

Person 2: Yea, and now she is kissing Dean

Person 1: She is such a kindergarten whore

by Skylyn Mc November 26, 2014

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


kindergarten crush

A crush you had on someone when you were in kindergarten.

I remember Tori my first kindergarten crush.

by Kris Pulz April 24, 2008

23πŸ‘ 87πŸ‘Ž


kindergarten booty

when one finishes using the bathroom and accidentally tucks their skirt down the back of their underwear (i.e. as a kindergartener would do unknowingly).

Kathy got a big 'ole butt, and when she has kindergarten booty it's like a solar eclipse!!!

by south quad OGs' July 23, 2007

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Kindergarten Complex

When a person adds a needless definition to a free public dictionary already filled with tons of extraneous words and phrases. See retard

"Kindergarten complex. Who the hell needs to know that word?" cried Johnny.

by Rachel February 24, 2005

6πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž