When somebody messes with, bothers, or pokes fun at the person that they like in order to get their attention or a reaction out of them. Derived from how young children call their crush silly names or annoy them.
Jonah: Why does Ed keep messing with Aalia?
Ale: Oh, itβs the kindergarten rule. He messes with her to get her attention
Jonah: *pokes Ale*
When you're doing someone from behind and you pull out and redo their back with enough droplets of semen to be compared to a kindergarten of students. In total the semen should equate to about half a gallon.
So I was banging this girl from behind doing her right and I felt a perfect storm of semen busting through my crotch, and in spur of the moment I busted a kindergarten on her back and weighed her down so much I had to scrape it off with a shovel to free her. RIGHTEOUS!
When a child acts ghetto on the internet and thinks hes a real O.G.
squeaker: ima beat yo ass
everyone else: shut yo kindergarten thug ass up
A person who kisses one person and then kisses another person the next day
Person 1: Did you see her kiss Don yesterday?
Person 2: Yea, and now she is kissing Dean
Person 1: She is such a kindergarten whore
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A crush you had on someone when you were in kindergarten.
I remember Tori my first kindergarten crush.
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when one finishes using the bathroom and accidentally tucks their skirt down the back of their underwear (i.e. as a kindergartener would do unknowingly).
Kathy got a big 'ole butt, and when she has kindergarten booty it's like a solar eclipse!!!
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When a person adds a needless definition to a free public dictionary already filled with tons of extraneous words and phrases. See retard
"Kindergarten complex. Who the hell needs to know that word?" cried Johnny.
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