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During sex, when the male is about to jizz, he sits up and jizzes on his chest then proceeds to beat his chest like King Kong (also making gorilla sounds).
Jack: "Hey Kevin, how was your woman last night?"
Kevin: "I felt pretty dominant during intercourse so I decided to finish with The King Kong."
Jack: "Nice."
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She puts a banana up her butt, you put your dick in her vag, while wearing a monkey suit.
The king kong was the best sex of my life, let's do it again.
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Demolishing everything in your path so bad that it looks like New York after King Kong was done with it.
I just King Konged that pizza. I need more.
Another word for Platinum Vodka. A hard white liquor that will bring another side of a person out.
Yo Jimmy, after 2 double shots of that king kong, Jay was sleeping under a car.
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Giant, very loud speakers that will blow off your fudgin doors on full blast. These speakers are also mentioned in rap star Jibbs's song, King Kong.
Dude, this kid bought some King Kongs and put 'em in his trunk. He played his music, and the back of his car got blasted off!
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When your fucking a girl from behind and you cum on he rback then shave your head on it.
Bob was fucking betty in the ass and then he King kong her.
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