A big fat lug that lays around all day just waiting for belly rubs and does nothin' but eat and beg for food. He is usually very lovable and can be very Loyal and is always there for anyone who needs him.
He's a big fat Kirby
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Wears her hair in a pony tail all the time, is fat, is a bitch, and pretends to be depressed. She moved here from another city, but no one knows where and she wont say. Always involved in drama. Can't live without her glasses. A total drama queen who will overreact to anything. A unsuccessful teacher's pet.
"Did you hear what happened during 3rd period?"
"No, what?"
"Kirby got hit in the face because she slapped Luke!"
"I bet that bitch is gonna cry and play the victim card.
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A little cute pink ball that can destroy planets, universes, stars. He can literally destroy everything.
Think about it. Kirby has to be the most powerful fictionnal character of all time.
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A nasty perverted gay ass guy. He is such a player! Kirby's tend to have blonde hair and are fat
1" Ewww, did u look at him? He must be a Kirby!"
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Kirby; A large, pink amima, with four false feet, that sucks in DNA and rejects non-helpful DNA.
Kirby is so cute!
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A pink puffball that sucks up everything like a little fat boy at a Golden Coral
Well I pulled a Kirby and ate my best friend
something that spins (like the vacuum)
I spin in circles for hours a day and have been kirby since I was twelve years old.