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klingon

Little round balls of shit that cling to your asshair

I had a load of grungy Klingons after I shit.

by schnorkles October 27, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


klingon

A ugly race of Alien from Star Trek

All of Jon from Localirc.net girlfriends

by smackhater August 14, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Klingon

Toilet paper stuck to the pubic/anal hair

Dude, I'm done. You are never setting me up on a blind date again!! Thought you had made up for all those ugly girls! Then.... I had a close encounter with a Klingon while going down on Amber! Yuck!!!

by Bombay_Bomber September 25, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Klingons

Those little balls of toilet paper that get stuck on your ass hairs when you wipe.

Damm, these Klingons are a pain in the ass.

by Bill December 3, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


klingon

A klingon refers to the pieces of shit that get "cling on" to your ass hairs. More commonly found on dogs and cats than humans.

Dude my dog has a massive klingon

by chinnerish October 3, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Klingon Promotion

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.

Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.

by UDTaco April 28, 2010


Klingon sex

Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.

"We just had a session of Klingon sex, now I can hardly move.

by PimpWyld November 28, 2004

144๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž