Little round balls of shit that cling to your asshair
I had a load of grungy Klingons after I shit.
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A ugly race of Alien from Star Trek
All of Jon from Localirc.net girlfriends
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Toilet paper stuck to the pubic/anal hair
Dude, I'm done. You are never setting me up on a blind date again!! Thought you had made up for all those ugly girls! Then.... I had a close encounter with a Klingon while going down on Amber! Yuck!!!
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Those little balls of toilet paper that get stuck on your ass hairs when you wipe.
Damm, these Klingons are a pain in the ass.
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A klingon refers to the pieces of shit that get "cling on" to your ass hairs. More commonly found on dogs and cats than humans.
Dude my dog has a massive klingon
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Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.
Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.
Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.
IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.
Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.
"We just had a session of Klingon sex, now I can hardly move.
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