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THE BEST R&B singer/songwriter out there. A member of Destiny's Child, one of the most successful African-American women out there. Also the girlfriend to rapper Jay-Z.
got me lookin so crazy right now
your love, got me lookin so crazy right now,
got me hopin you page me right now, your kiss
got me hopin you save me right now,
lookin so crazy in love, got me lookin
got me lookin so crazy in love
By Beyonce Knowles
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A stand-up comedian from Southern California. One of the funniest and most ground-breaking young comics of the new century. It's completely ridiculous how funny this man is. You can see him every Friday night in Ocean Beach, California at Winston's. Or you can view his profile at myspcace forward-slash (/) and then his first and last name. (erikknowles)
Who's the funniest man in the world? Erik Knowles, obviously you fuckin' dickbone.
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A swarthy American conservative political commentator, of Italian descent, and podcast host.
Did you know that the most loyal fans of Michael Knowles are called cinnamon rolls.
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An attempt to do something useful but inadvertently cause a great deal of stress to others.
'Know-less Gap' also applies
- Look I just thought if you poured treacle on your nut sack women would like it more.
- Well that was a bit of a knowles gap, you forgot I wass squatting over a termite nest, I'll have scars until I die.
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n; see skank. girl who enjoys dong-jokeying as well as driving her hott station wagon around. pretty much the hottest skank around and has an alias name of dagney.
oh my god, that girl is such a becca knowles. look at her hott station wagon!
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To consume, in a single sitting, two 3 litre bottles of Frosty Jack white cider. Once completed the task is to successfully navigate your way back to a bed or other lodging without evacuating the contents of your stomach.
Steve R@lf: "Dude I tried the Matt Knowles challenge yesterday"
Everyone else: "Was your ordeal successful?"
Steve Ralf: "Sadly not, I barely managed one bottle before I simultaneously vomited and defecated myself"
Ross GR: "You fucking bender"
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A living legend; The Diana Ross of our time; Beautiful; Graceful; Hater magnet; What it means to be envied.
Reguardless of what these jealous females think, Beyonce is and will always be one of the greatest entertainers of our time...SHE WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!
WITH ALL THE HATERS, NASTY REMARKS, JEALOUS FEMALES AND MALES, BEYONCE IS SOMETHING THAT JEALOUS INDIVIDUALS CAN'T BE...HAPPY!!!
...THERE'S PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE ME, BUT THERE'S 10 TIMES MORE WHO LOVE ME AND I LOVE MYSELF... -HAPPY FACE by DESTINY'S CHILD
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