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Kojak head

a term for a piebald,or completely bald fellow,or the head itself. So called because the famous detective by the name is depicted as completely bald. Such guys are labeled as nerds,because of their ugly heads.

Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Harun,and Tom all had their heads completely shaved,so now they're all Kojak heads. They may look cute with Kojak heads, but they sure as hell stink.

by JMC70 October 27, 2016


Kojak LoJack

How da famous NYC detective tracks his vehicle and other valuables if they get stolen.

If someone steals da homing-device from Lieutenant Theo's car, would dat be called a "Kojak LoJack hijack"???

by QuacksO May 24, 2021

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Bust a Kojak

To rub or massage the head of your penis until you ejaculate.

I had to bust a Kojak this morning to relieve my morning wood. masterbate, jack-off, touch myself, fondle, choke the chicken

by joecoolthefool December 6, 2014

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Kojak

A simple and deeply religious couple who talk only about religion, religion, religion. They have written in a diary that they will have sex only five times in a year, with specific date and time.

Pooja and i were kojak, until all other wives became kojak, and then we did it everyday.

by Neon Dudeh March 6, 2020


kojak's helper

a penis

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night

by Clive October 8, 2003


Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater

That fellas cut cock looked just like Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023