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The act of soliciting a hand job after a massage.
“Bro, you been to that new massage parlor? For an extra $20 it’s a guaranteed Robert Kraft.”
When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.
We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!
I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.
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A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods)
Yo I just cashed my check so I got a wallet full of kraft singles, drinks are on me
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the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. he will treat you like a queen and never let you forget how beautiful you are. he will love you forever
i want ross kraft to cuddle me
A glory hole servicing queeah that likes Tom Brady's penis in him.
Robert Kraft s was serviced by his queeah Quarter Back Tom Brady
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The most awesome robot thing in the world!
verb: Kraft punked
You just got fucking Kraft punked
Will you be my Cheese wife?
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The Best Thing Alive
It Is Mac&Cheese and it rocks.
Everyone should eat Kraft Dinner
Person 1-Did you have kraft dinner last night?
Person 2-Hell Yas!
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