A man of indefinite swag. Chocolate Santa Clause with a crunch.
God damn I want to be like Crisp Kringle, he's my inspiration.
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Pastry from the state of Wisconsin made with cream cheese, various fruits, and serves a bunch of people
Wisconsin Kringle
The Wisconsin Kringle was tasty
When a man cums\explodes on a woman's chin and it looks like Santa's beard.
"You just got Chris Kringled sweetie, Merry Christmas!"
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That thing when you draw a moustache on somebody's face using your dick dipped in bath and bodyworks Twisted Peppermint Lotion.
It was the day after thanksgiving, so I gave my boyfriend a Dirty Kringle.
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The act of farting on your own ball sack.
Yukon Cornelius was the first man to ever successfully give himself a kris kringle.
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External cum shot; Act of ejaculating on an anus and having the semen present on it. Similar too a Creampie the main difference being the cum is shot on to instead of in strictly an anus.
"... then pulling out and finishing right on their asshole, i had created the perfect Danish Kringle!"
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A word describing a item Santa Clause tears up.
Did you hear about what happened to Johnny?
No, what.
He took his wish list to Santa and it got Kris Kringled
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