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kryptonite

Best type of weed in the world please believe it

That kryptonite kept me indoors last night

by HintonSparks October 15, 2006

39๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


kryptonite

When something is delicious but really really bad for you but you cant help wanting it anyway.

Craig Skinner is my kryptonite.

by weelaurabee September 4, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


kryptonite

It's a weakness. The one thing that can hurt you like a achilles' heel

Tequila is my kryptonite.

by Rockydog August 24, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


kryptonite

What white girls are to black men.

"Hey Leroy, where you been, the white girl got you under a spell??"
"Nah man, it's just the kryptonite!!"

by jaxnajax March 20, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


kryptonite

Kryptonite is the new beer. It is a high energy, high alcohol drink with distinctive affects; namely memory loss, intense energy, false confidence and a guaranteed crazy adventure.

Designed originally for special occasions, but rapidly becoming a weekly, if not daily, ritual by students everywhere.

Kryptoingredients:

1) Red bull equivalent energy drink (Cheap brands - preferably "Red Rooster")
2) Blue WKD equivalent (Cheap brands - preferably "VS")
3) Vodka (Cheap brands - preferably "Morinov")

Depending on next day memory requirement, ratios can vary from 3:2:1 (I have an exam tomorrow), 2:2:1 (standard), or 1:1:1 (not for the inexperienced)

Pre-drinking ritual:
Once enough drinks have been mixed for all involved in the kryptosession, everyone must lift their glasses, clink them together, and recite the Kryptoast:

"See you tomorrow!"

An immense concoction, not for the inexperienced.

1) Mike: "Hurry up and mix that drink! I need my krypto!"
Sam: "But it's only 9:30 on a monday morning"
Gareth: "Yea but we is soled. Gotta hit the kryptosesh hard"

2) Mike: "Ahh mate i'm buzzing from that kryptonite!"
Sam: "I don't understand what you are saying my friend, I have had 4 pints of kryptonite"
Gareth: "Mix up some more biatch"

3) Mike: "Arhhh mann, I is buzzzinnnnn!!!"
Sam: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Gareth: "fjdisdfojsifoijoisf!!!"

by samstorm88 April 26, 2007

22๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


kryptonite

Marijuana(ussaly dro) mixed with crack cocaine

yo Im on that kryptonite, strait up on dat kryptonite

by goooooooogle bob September 27, 2006

22๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


KRYPTONITE

1. (adj) Used by AMD to identify the types of processors
2. (noun) a harmful substance that can defeat Superman

K-6 = 300 MHz-500 MHz K7=Athlon XP and Athlon Processors K8=Athlon 64/FX/Opteron

by Noone February 2, 2005

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