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Best type of weed in the world please believe it
That kryptonite kept me indoors last night
When something is delicious but really really bad for you but you cant help wanting it anyway.
Craig Skinner is my kryptonite.
It's a weakness. The one thing that can hurt you like a achilles' heel
Tequila is my kryptonite.
What white girls are to black men.
"Hey Leroy, where you been, the white girl got you under a spell??"
"Nah man, it's just the kryptonite!!"
Kryptonite is the new beer. It is a high energy, high alcohol drink with distinctive affects; namely memory loss, intense energy, false confidence and a guaranteed crazy adventure.
Designed originally for special occasions, but rapidly becoming a weekly, if not daily, ritual by students everywhere.
Kryptoingredients:
1) Red bull equivalent energy drink (Cheap brands - preferably "Red Rooster")
2) Blue WKD equivalent (Cheap brands - preferably "VS")
3) Vodka (Cheap brands - preferably "Morinov")
Depending on next day memory requirement, ratios can vary from 3:2:1 (I have an exam tomorrow), 2:2:1 (standard), or 1:1:1 (not for the inexperienced)
Pre-drinking ritual:
Once enough drinks have been mixed for all involved in the kryptosession, everyone must lift their glasses, clink them together, and recite the Kryptoast:
"See you tomorrow!"
An immense concoction, not for the inexperienced.
1) Mike: "Hurry up and mix that drink! I need my krypto!"
Sam: "But it's only 9:30 on a monday morning"
Gareth: "Yea but we is soled. Gotta hit the kryptosesh hard"
2) Mike: "Ahh mate i'm buzzing from that kryptonite!"
Sam: "I don't understand what you are saying my friend, I have had 4 pints of kryptonite"
Gareth: "Mix up some more biatch"
3) Mike: "Arhhh mann, I is buzzzinnnnn!!!"
Sam: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Gareth: "fjdisdfojsifoijoisf!!!"
Marijuana(ussaly dro) mixed with crack cocaine
yo Im on that kryptonite, strait up on dat kryptonite
1. (adj) Used by AMD to identify the types of processors
2. (noun) a harmful substance that can defeat Superman
K-6 = 300 MHz-500 MHz K7=Athlon XP and Athlon Processors K8=Athlon 64/FX/Opteron