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1. If burt's name was kurt, this would be the name of burt and ernie's child.
2. A person who is very quick to make his wiener do a windmill thing.
ex1. If burt's name was kurt, you'd be such a kurtie... 'CAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE GAY! :D
ex2. nice dick kurtie
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A guy who has no friends, a small dick, erectile dysfunction, cannot finish after an hour BJ, usually works out four times a week on his one rep max, has very small arms and shows off his beer belly which he thinks is a six pack, also he enjoys hitting on peoples girlfriends and thinks everytime a girl looks at him they want his dick.... but really they vomit in there mouth!
I totally pulled a kurtis yesterday after an hour.
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A lovely town ran by the mayor, Kurtis Conner. A generous man who gives his citizens an extra greeting after they subscribe.
"Bro did you see Kurtis Conner's new video"
"Yuh bro did you get that extra greeting"
"Dude bro I've been part of Kurtis Town since the first video"
high fives mid-air
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amazing dude who will always make people laugh. a genuinely good-hearted dude who has the best words to say in all his videos, even since vine. overall, kurtis, hes a rlly nice dude and everyone should go subscribe to kurtis conner.
person a: hey have you seen kurtis conner's new video
person b: ye ye ofc he's the best
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the best swaggest yee yee youtuber of all time🤠🤠 also the mayor of kurtistown. an amazing town you should def move to :)))
person A: i dont watch kurtis conner
person B: we cant be friends anymore, sorry partnah!🤠🤠
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kurtis conner is a youtuber and he is very kind and respectful!! he used to make vines before vine died. he says extra greetings and folks a lot. he is also mayor of kurtistown and anyone who subscribes to him is part of kurtis conner. be nice to him, cause it’s the law :)
person one: hey did you watch kurtis conner’s newest video?
person two: yeah ofc! he’s awesome
hes they one of THEE hottest youtubers on youtube. He's an amazing guy and honestly never gets boring.
you : "who's the hottest and funniest youtuber ever?"
me: kurtis conner