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When you are performing sexual activity with another in the form of doggy style and you pull out but instead of jizzing on her you piss on her.
“Hey, I did the golden Labrador last night with my girl and she did is back to me”
The opposite of the macho stereotype that men "think" women want. He's always pleased to see you. He's loyal, sweet and fun. He's totally unbothered by what other men think of him. Basically, he's a keeper.
He doesn't mind saying "I love you" in front of his guy friends. He's adorable, like a Labrador boyfriend!
The best dog breed in the whole entire world. And that is a FACT. There's a reason why they've been the most popular dog breed for over 30 years. Hint hint: It's because they're awesome. And sooooo adorable. Where do you think they get their name? After all, they're Labra-dorable!!!!!!
My dog Benny is a Labrador Retriever.
Much like the Midas touch turns everything to gold, a Labrador touch turns everything to shit.
Man everything I've tried working on this week has broken or gotten worse, I really have the Labrador touch.