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A group sexual event for males where 4 holes are cut into a pumpkin and fucked at once. The number of holes may span from a minimum of 3 to a maximum of 5, with 4 being the most comfortable. Afterward, the guy who finished last must carve the pumpkin into a jack-o'-lantern for display from his residence. This event is popular in southwest Colorado during autumn.
The Texan tourists rolled into town on their rental ATVs, unsuspecting of the upcoming weekend's festivities. Upon the sighting of a new jack-o'-lantern outside their motel door a couple days later, one of their wives excitedly questioned. The Texan man said, "Well darn tootin', Beatrice, I won that there at the Lake City Log Jam. Just a good ol' night out with the boys!"
To rip ones vagina all the way back to the asshole. Usually happens during birth. Looks REALLY good when it happens.
She was asking for it all night so I gave her the Salt Lake City Smile.
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Greatest fuckin city in the USA. Too many god damn mormans. There is nothing to do, gets too cold then too hot in about one week. Yuppies are everywhere. Good hot rod scence. Punk scence rules the west. When bands from out of state come here they usually get beat up. I.E. Dropkick Murphys a few years ago and Casualities a few weeks ago.
Fuck LA, Boston, and New York; This is salt Lake.
There are a lot of losers in salt lake city, ut
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A staunch LDS community recognized around the world for it's Mormon Temple, the city's founder, Brigham Young, wide streets, the 2002 Winter Olympic Games, snowcapped mountains, the Great Salt Lake, and 3.2% beer.
"Salt Lake City, UT, is an 8-hour drive from Sin City."
"Salt Lake City, UT, is the land of Zion."
~Tagman77
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While receiving or giving a "Blumpkin, a log of shit hits the toilet water at a force large enough to create a splash of water, striking the face of the Blumpkin giver.
Only possible during a "Blumpkin"
Toilet water must strike the head/ face of the giver
Miguel: "Yooo, nigga, Cindy was giving me a Blumpkin last night and one of my logs hit that water so hard that it splashed her in the face"
Dan: "real nigga shit?"
Patek: "Daaaammm, you hit that THOT with that Salt Lake City Splash Back"
Miguel: "Gs up, hoes down"
Located in desolate Arizona on the Colorado River on the border of Arizona and California. Yes there is water. Havasuvians share many qualities such as alcoholism, drug addictions, STD's, slutting around, and have a lack of motivation. Rumor has it that its the water. Its actually a really fun place to party.
That Lake Havasu City girl is a crazy bitch.
I got so drunk in Lake Havasu City.
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Home of the Bills, Guys, and Fam… Bleed Orange… Savages on the wood floor. Known for producing very attractive women.
Guy(s): Bill you going back to Lake City MN
Bill(s): LC? course Guy
Fam: FUCK LOURDES