Also known as k1kurdz on instagram, know to be the biggest wallad and acts like his on piss got rushed 3 times and gets sent to the corner shop when he’s with mandem
A: go to the shop qt
B: Am i lalo fam
Lalo, a common term for a man who has had penis enhancement surgeries to compensate for his short comings.
Can you believe he actually had penis enhancement surgery? What a lalo!
She’s a bitch she cheats on him with a black guy who’s using her. She talks shit abt everyone I hate her and she treats him so bad when he treats her so amazingly he needs to go back to his first love tbh I like him but his first love and him were that one amazing couple. They were so amazing tg
Person: do yk lalos gf?
Person: yup ion like her
Person 1: me neither lol
The most handsome and badass man to have ever stepped on earth. Also the only smart Salamanca family member.
Random girl: "Lalo please, take me to the desert with you"
Lalo Salamanca: "No Beautiful Lady, I have to kill Gus Fring and revenge my family"