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Womb Landlord

You rent the womb for 9 months without paying a single bill.

My mom is a cunt, she is just a womb landlord.

by FancyNancy3111 November 27, 2020


Landlording

1. Making a career of owning multiple properties for passive income.

2. A genre of porn where someone receives sexual favors in lieu of rent.

3. Performing a sexual act in which you show you own that ass.

"Conrad was landlording his way through life"

by Dir's Wood January 7, 2023


Landlord Special

When you cum all over somebody.

I gave her the landlord special last night.

by xyr0ax December 17, 2024


landlord paint

The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.

He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.

by Human namuH August 9, 2021


Landlord's Crease

The hidden space in a rental property between the oven and the cabinets.

Rent was raised by $300.00 this year, so now I sweep all my scraps into the landlord's crease.

by Hiduken January 24, 2024


Landlord

A class that Communism really hates, because they believed people in that class owns lots of land, owns slaves and farmers, is pretty capitalist, and quite oppressive to the lower classes because landlords are like nobles.

Communism's first aim is to equally distribute land to people and eliminate all classes including landlords. The side-effects are former landlords losing almost all of their property and probably even killed by farmers.

by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023

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Landlord

A type of parasite that disguises itself as human in order to horde housing, which it then sells to poor people for more than it's worth in order to make a profit without doing any work. Being a "landlord" is not a real job, but rather an excuse to exploit others without calling it exploitation. Any "person" who willingly decides to become a landlord is objectively evil and must not be trusted.

I'm the primary breadwinner in my landlord's family.

by EgoistLenin April 29, 2024