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Landon is a badass, strong ass, cute ass, lookin' ass person.
Landon is a mystery to the world, he'll have your mind in a knot.
He is such a charmer, he'll put butterflies in your stomach just by the look he gives. His eyes catch everyone as his hair tops it off.
Landon is a strong mofo he'll beat ya ass just with a single hit. He finna beat ya ass if you lay a hand/finger on his girl and/or man.
In other words, he is the best person you'll ever meet.
P1: Do you think Landon'll figure out I fucked his g---
L: Finish that sentence. I dare you bitch.
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A horny ass motherfucker who wants to watch pornhub all the time.
Landon: you guys wanna watch pornhub?
Angel: shut the fuck up landon.
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Loves sucking dick and slurping up all that delicious and sexy cum.
O he is a Landon loves the dick
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Landon is a tall, handsome white boy. Typically, Landon will have about an 8.1 inch dick. Although tall, white and skinny, Landon’s have the dick of an African American. Landons are nice and caring, however, they are very manipulative by nature. They don’t have much drive, just big dicks and manipulative tendencies.
Guy A: *whips out colossal dick*
Guy B: “Wow, that is one large penis! Almost as big as Landon’s!”
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Being extremely under the intoxication of alchohol; sloshed.
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)
Dude, M.J. and I got so landoned last night; I called my boss that I'm dating and said all this weird crap to her.
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