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NOUN: a person who obsessivly loves to jack off, like none other.
VERB: To LAO - to jack off
Talia: Man are you an LAO?!
Leo: You know it, I'm so horny.
Ripley: Ugh today was so boring, i just LAOed all day
Helena: Ew too much info...
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If you put these letters together at an angle and turn them upside down it looks like a guy jacking off
I laughed my ass off after I wrote down the LAO trick.
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LAO is a group of letters when put together right can be turned upside down to make a picture of a stick figure jackin' off. LAO is also a small gang. LAO is not actually a word, some people like to use it as a term for jacking off, but they suck anyway so screw them!
Johnny writes LAO on all his papers and his teachers called his parents to see if he has any emotional problems.
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small landlocked asian country.
also, singular of "lice".
hi, i'm from laos.
oh yeah, you have a giant laos in your hair.
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A word mainly used United Kingdom and surrounding areas.
This word, like alot of slang in the UK, has a variety of meanings.
It can mean you disagree with something someone has said, or dont want to do something.
It also means you are not interested in something.
In contrast to this, it can also mean you agree with something, or like something.
Lao is commonly used to express distress or anoyance.
Ben: Oi jake wanna go down the pub?
Jake: Lao that
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Jake: ahh laaaooo that girl is bare hot
Ben: lllaaaooo that!
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Ben: That work has got to be in tomorrow
Jake: ah lao! i havnt even started it
Ben: ah be orrite
Jake: laolaolao
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Hey chuck!!! i heard if you dont start laoing, you will get a disease called blue balls!!!
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A fictional character in the Mortal Kombat videogame series.
Kung Lao is a former Shaolin Monk and member of the White Lotus Society. In some texts he is said to be the first ever Mortal Kombat winner from Earthrealm, others claim it was his ancestor; "The Great" Kung Lao. Kung Lao is an outspoken pacifist who only chooses to fight when provoked, or when defending his friends or home. His trademark is a razor-rimmed black hat which he uses in combat to kill his enemies.
Example: Kung Lao throws his razor hat at Kano, lodging it in his skull. As Kano lies on the ground convulsing, bleeding from the head; Kung Lao slams his foot into Kano's chest sending his hat flying into the air. Kung Lao effortlessly catches it and places it back on his head. He walks away without looking back...
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