A lesbian, or bisexual female who performs oral sex on another female.
John, don't get your hopes up, she's a snapper lapper.
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A woman who performs oral sex on another female.
A woman with homosexual tendencies.
Stop being such a flap-lapper and go out with Tony already!
A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.
Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....
a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass
#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a
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The act of bringing a female friend to a stripclub and buying her a lapdance for your own pleasure.
Mattie V: Yo, Hattan...we have to get you a female lapper.
Hattan: Sure thing, but what's in it for me?
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One who laps at nuts, resembling a dog lapping up water.
Yo, that Johnny fellow is quite the nut lapper.
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A person who walks around the mall aimlessly doing about 540 laps or so.
Mossy was originally a Loser Lapper but joined the side of the Loser Leaners.
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