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When you have a thumb dick
"Ok, I'll warn you babe it's a lars dick so you can't deep throat it ok"
"bitch that's a thumb dick"
"That's what Lars means look it up in urban dictionary"
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The definition of a Lars is a racist, homophobic, autistic, sexist and discriminating person who is always out trying to discriminate against other people. He also watches a lot of porn and that is a reason for all the dirty-minded comments. He will never come in time for an appointment because he is at home styling his cap on his head. Other things a Lars would like to do is to fuck with your sister or kiss younger girls.
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Women at a clothing store.
"It won't fit its too big", women
"That's what she said", Lars
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"Whats the difference to boy scouts and jews?
Boy scouts come back from their camps."
"Who said that?"
"It has to be Lars."
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Real Danish fag from da hood. If you ever threaten him with a gun, he'll fucking stomp you with his 48" dick and shit on you afterwards.
"Ayo homie, dis neighborhood real dangerous. Could be a Lars here"
"Ayo, watch out! The Lars with his magnum dong will stomp yo ass"
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The sound of a car door being slammed
-Hey! Close the car door would ya?
-*Lars*
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A guy with a small penis. Able to suck his own dick.
"look at that Lars over there sucking himself"
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A goon that is excessively annoying and is addicted to cheese. A Lars dislikes, cofee, drugs, tobacco, alcohol, or swearing.
Look at that Lars! He's a goon and he yelled at me cause I swore.
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