Brie Larson

The context of describing why the divorce rate is 40-50% in America.

When a Brie Larson is defined in conversation, all white males are required to attend a gladiator match where Brie Larson will watch the contestants fight to the death in an audience of feminists.

Friend: How’s your wife doing?
Me: Not good. Im filing for a Brie Larson.
Friend: May the odds be in your favor.

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Gary Larson

A tennis term meaning "the far side". Since Gary Larson wrote The Far Side comics.

You guys take the close side of the court, i always play better on Gary Larson anyway.

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Angry Larson

An Angry Larson is when you come home wasted and forcefully fuck your brother in the asshole.

Man, he was trashed last night that he when home and angry larsoned his brother/

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Bob Larson

The go-to person if you're violently attacked by nasty demons.

I went to Bob Larson's school of exorcism and now I can chase those damns devils on Skype!
Take the free Bob Larson demon test® to see if your troubled soul is possessed.

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Mr Larson

A bald bitch

He is bald, he is mr Larson

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Filthy Larson

This is what you do to your boss at work if he's a complete asshole. You gather fellow employees and render him unconscious with a donkey punch. then in true gang rape style you proceed to lay boston pancakes on his chest followd by EXTRA SYRUP!

Jim was being a complete ass ninja today, so I rallied the troops and we gave him a Filthy Larson. Next time we'll give him the duck nuggets!

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Kid Larson

When a guy is on his back, a girl is blowing him, she then moves down to lick his balls, he raises his hips up and farts in her mouth.

Dude Nicole was goin down on me the other night, and I totally gave her a Kid Larson! Set it up!!!!!!!

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