laser

noun: usu. plural, a light-colored line of skin due to overstreatching of elastic tissue of the skin due to obeisity or pregnancy;stretch mark

"Once he took off his shirt he revealed more lasers than anyone thought existed on one man's body."

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lasers

Where we'd be if we did'nt have gun powder.

Cory: And where would we be if the Chinese had'nt invented gunpowder?

Jamie: Lasers...

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Laser

Any person who, whilst playing the drinking game colloquially known as beer-pong, throws the ball toward the cups with minimal (or no) arc.

Man, Laser, you sure do you throw a laser-like shot

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laser

A dumb fuck that dosent know any thing

Eileens a laser, she dosent know what a prick is!

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laser in on

to concentrate; to zero in on.

We need to laser in on poverty alleviation.

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lasers

a combination of laters and a loser

'i dont understand what you are saying'
'lasers'

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-laser-

The uber state of ownage you don't get higher than this.

DAMN!That guys so -laser-!

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