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A chiefly derogatory term for late night television hosts. The term is a reference to hosts Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon but could be applied to others who host similar programs.
The phrase was coined in response to clips from late night shows dominating the YouTube homepage, as opposed to videos by independent creators.
These Late Night Jimmys are flooding the homepage!
A usual, casual, deaf, and/or blind anybody from anywhere, in any small town, or the biggest city (or anywhere on earth, really), who sees an establishment,restaurant, building, and/or any other facility worth visiting minutes or seconds before (said business) closing, with an absolute inconsideration for the employee(s) trying to close said business.
I've spent the last 11 days at work. All I want to do is go home and get some fucking sleep. Sleep. That is all I want. I've been cleaning up spit, trash, urine, old lady hair, and I've done my side work more than pretty rich girls have terrible sex. It is 10:55pm, we close in 5 minutes, and these piece of shit cunts want cheezestix and poppers and etc.
Late night assholes are not appreciated.
We fuck your food before you fuck yourself on your shitbox.
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1. person who comes over just for sex with no string attached; a booty call
I was horny last night so I called Jenny for a late night tip.
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When you are tired and sleepy, but stay up way past your bedtime anyways, feeling lonely. You know you should go to sleep, but a quiet desperation is preventing you from being rational.
I've got the late night lonelies. I should try to sleep.
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When you meet someone you're not dating or in a relationship with at a time after 1 a.m. You hang out, hook up, have sex, etc. It's a really fun thing to do.
Often mentioned in rap songs. Check out Compton's Most Wanted "Late Night Hype" (all parts 1-3).
I'm hooking up a late night hype with Alexandra at 2 o clock tonight. Last time I had one with Daniella I had a great time.
"Swooped to my girl house to see what was poppin
To let me know if the panties was droppin
Baby wanted snaps, twenties by the dozen
I guess the tramp thought that the E was buzzin
I couldn't fade it, why the hell should I jib?
Got the 20 sack of thai, and I'm here for the crib
I can't go out like that, that ain't my type
I hooked her up on my late night hype"
-Compton's Most Wanted "Late Night Hype Part 1"
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The feels when you stay up late to talk to someone about life. When you binge Netflix while eating ice cream. Your life dreams and goals become real. When you cry out all of your pain and you read a good book. When you listen to your favorite song and it brings you back to happy memories. When all of your emotions burst out.
(It's 11:45 PM)
Girl 1: Life is so hard, but this ice cream tastes so good.
Girl 2: People hurt me so much, let's listen to sad songs.
Girl 3: Look at all of the polaroid pictures we took!
All: You guys feel the late-night vibes?
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A person that binges on food very late at night because they either weren't hungry during the day or just enjoy stuffing themselves at nighttime because they've found that food does, indeed, taste better after midnight.
Everything does taste better after midnight...that's why I'm a proud late night binger!!
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