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taylor lautner

HIIIIDDDEEEOUUUSS IDDDIIIOOTTIC actor with a completely deformed head and a high, nasally voice. THE. UGLIEST. PERSON. YOU. WILL. EVER. SEE.

Person 1: "What's that fat thing walking over there with the gay voice who doesn't own a shirt?"

Person 2: "Oh, that's Taylor Lautner."

by obamasucks18 November 13, 2010

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Taylor Lautner

taylor lautner is probably the most annoying young adult i have ever heard of. okay, hes got muscles, but HAVE YOU SEEN HIS NOSE. :| it is the most ugly and fat nose on this planet. google it, taylor lautners face... then zoom in. it gives poeple nightmares.
meanwhile, robert pattinson is sitting in the corner drinking a starbucks mocha frappucino while he daydreams about taylor's terrifying nozzle. taylor doesnt realise this, and so continues to dream about himself and how to style his mascara for breaking dawn part 1. its true.

girl who has never seen taylor lautners nose- AHMYGAD. taylor lautner is just the sexiest thing on this planet. i mean, his face is just perfect, innit?!

me- eh no. *googles taylor lautners face* BOOM, its like death.

girl- AMFG that is just horrible. thats it hes lost me as a fan, that means he only has 500,342 left. yeah, google told me that. omg i have to tell everyone! ROBERT PATTINSON FTW. ;D

me- YAAAAAAAS.

(:

by ew.checksyaface June 21, 2010

65๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taylor Lautner

Everyone says he's so fuckin sexy. I dont really agree with them!!!

"Taylor Lautner is SOOOOOOO hot!"
umm...no not really

by QuinnGleeLover June 17, 2010

42๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taylor Lautner

A brilliant actor with a variety of roles, all of which he was good in. The most overlooked role is in Abduction (2011).

Person: "Remember the Taylor Lautner film: "Abduction" from 2011?"
Literally any other person: "Nah, but I remember him as Sharkboy and Jacob Black now."
Person: "It was such an amazing film, and those critics don't know what they're talking about. They're probably all too big of twilight fans to get their heads out of their..."
Literally any other person: "Fine, I'll watch the movie."
*Watches it*
Literally any other person: "That was DAMN GOOD!!!! The acting, the actors, so rich, so good... it's the perfect abduction film, and they should do a sequel with Taylor Lautner again OMG!!!!!!"
Person: Yet critics rate it very poorly, and it made only 90 million at the box office.
Literally any other person: "I cannot deny, that role was seriously overlooked! He should do more movies like that!"

by HelaTHor4_GTGB May 10, 2021


Taylor Lautner

A fine 19 year old who has a passion for acting and will anything for it. Many people love,many people envy him,many people make fun of him. I am a girl. Person on UB said he has a wired looking head a high voice and he is ugly but he is none of this type and is not fat and actually WAS probably the skinniest person I have ever seen. Taylor Lautner is a warmed hearted young adult and should not be made fun of.

Taylor Lautner:Hey
Me: hey

by aed4ever February 26, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


taylor lautner

one of the damn, hottest, sexiest guys in the whole world! also has been an actor since he was a kid.

girl 1: omg! taylor lautner is so hot!
girl 2: yeah! he's a great actor too!

by taylorluatnerfan777 February 2, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lautner Curve

A Freudian slip that occurs when discussing supply-side economics (i.e. the Laffer curve); attributable to having Taylor Lautner on the brain.

So I was talking to my economics professor about the elasticity of the Lautner curve...Wait, did I just say "Lautner curve?" I meant Laffer curve...I must have Taylor Lautner on the brain

by CoffeeDrinker May 18, 2010

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