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Highly entertaining, yet subsequently illegal, outdoor game involving heavy, sharp metal objects being thrown great distances at hoops placed on ground.
In a bittersweet victory, I lost half my family in a game of lawn darts.
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An after school hotspot for over privileged new york city private school kids. On weekends, crowds come to enjoy the fresh air and to enjoy a picnic, cocktail or a joint.
A: Yo, what are you doing after school?
B: I'm going to the Great Lawn. You should come- everyone will be there
pejorative used to describe a neighbor or group of neighbors who are excessively critical and vocal, sometimes bordering on being persecutive, about the condition of other people's lawns
Willard often mowed his neighbors' lawns just before they were going to mow them, and they often referred to him as the lawn police.
When you pull out and finish on her substantial bush
I got to the point where I had no other option but watering the lawn
overbearing home owners associations that enforce ridiculous maintenance standards, for example, fining you for not maintaining a golf-course-green lawn during drought-stage water restrictions. Also nosy neighbors who report others to the homeowners association. See also yard nazi.
The lawn nazis sent us a violation for planting bermuda grass instead of st. augustine as specified in the homeowners' covnenants.
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Uncontrolled neighborhood kids whose idiot parents let them say/do anything they feel like. Brats.
Trying to have a cold one on my front porch and all these fuckin lawn apes keep screaming.
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The front lawn is cut short and manicured, while the lawn in the backyard is left long and uncut.
Compare your front and backyard lawn cutting to a mullet hairstyle where the hair in the front and back of the head are shorn differently: short in the front, long in the back. A lawn mullet has short grass in the front of the house and long, unkempt grass in the backyard.
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