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Refers to one's penis which can not stop ejaculating
Isaiah, Your mom gave me a leaky barrel.
When You Take A Piss And Those Last Few Drops Drip Out Into Your Pants.
(Jill) "Oh Jack, Did You Just Wet Yourself Over Me?" :D (Jack) "Nope, Just Had A Leaky Faucet Is All."
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A stripper who needs all of her holes plugged
We could only afford one stripper...good thing she's a leaky submarine!
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While your girlfriend is sleeping you shoot a rope on her cheek. When she wakes up and says "what the fuck?" you point up to the air conditioner and say "I think we have a leaky aircon".
My girlfriend wouldn't blow me earlier so I waited till she was sleeping and gave her the leaky aircon.
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When you motorboat the breasts of a woman who is lactating, and her breast milk gets on you.
Susan just gave birth a few weeks ago, and when I motorboated her newly massive jugs I got a face full of Boobie Juice; I didn't realize I would be getting a Leaky Motorboat.
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A 500 pound teacher that has a delicacy in his grand canyon sized crack. His delicacy is like a fried piece of butter, crunchy and gooey in the inside with puss oozing out of it.
I saw Mr. Leakys delicacy when he stud up in the class and bent over to help a student.
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anybody that is big douche
Somebody casts their lure right next to you and catches your fish. That was my fish you leaky bastard!