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THE ABSOLUTE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
Say what you want, There is no doubt that Lebron James is the Greatest
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1. An NBA super star from Akron, Ohio that was drafted directly out of high school in 2003 from St. Vincent-St. Mary's High School who has quickly become of the most hypocritical voices of the "social justice movement". He freely speaks out about supposed incidents of police brutality against black citizens of the United States, all the while ignoring that all of his Nike merchandise was made under the Chinese brutality of Uighur slave labor or Chinese occupation of Hong Kong.
2. The act of a man inserting one end of a 3 to 4 ft tube into his anus, and subsequently the other end in the vaginal opening of a consenting female partner before he expends flatulence into the vaginal canal.
Brad: "Hey Dude! I went out with this crazy chick I met on Tinder last night, and she pleaded that I give her a 'Lebron James'."
Julio: "What the hell is that? Like get her pregnant on the first date, and deny the kid is yours in 9 months?"
Brad: "NO! She had me put aquarium tube up my ass, and the other end in her pussy and fart! It was fucking crazy!!"
Julio: "Makes sense. Lebron kind of is a huge pussy that is full of shit and hot air."
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One of the greatest to ever play, got more rings then melo, came back from a 3-1 lead. and to be honest he is the greatest of this generation and era, don't compare him to Kobe or Jordan.
Fuckers in school telling me, when I'm always in the barber shop
Lebron James ain't bout this, Lebron ain't bout that
My boy won a fucken ring with dwade and them
they say that nigga don't be putting in no work
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Y'all niggas ain't know shit
All ya motherfuckers talk about
Lebron James ain't clutch, Lebron ain't this, Lebron a trader SHUT THE FUCK UP
Ya'll don't live with that nigga
Y'all know that nigga came back from a 3-1 sweep
Blocking iggy in game 6 and shit
Nigga been ballin since fuckin, I don't know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that
Lebron James a savage out there
If I catch another motherfucker talking shit about Lebron James I'm fucking beating they ass! I'm not fucking playing no more You know these niggas roll with Jr Smith and them
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Best NBA player of the century
Random Guy: Lebron James is the goat!
MJ fan: what did you say!!
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"don't log off man this game is crucial. stop being such a Lebron James".
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In French I’m so tired, when I’ll get home I’ll Lebron James to some BBL
French Slang to say jerk off. It started as « lebran » in verlan wich means the same.
I had a rough day today, when I get home I’m going to Lebron James to a BBL video and I’ll feel better