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lend me some hens

to borrow money, asking someone to lend you money

whats up my dog lend me some hens ill get you back on the flip side

by Nigie nig from da fif fro July 6, 2008

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can you lend a nigga a pencil?

1) A phrase a High School teacher used to get the longest suspension on record

Student: can you lend a nigga a pencil?
Teacher: nigga, nigga this, nigga, nigga please....

by El Profesor June 11, 2007

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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!

When you ask your neighbor for some sugar, and really you just want them to come over to have some sticky sweaty sex, or make some sweet, sugary love.

"Hey there... I have a huge favor to ask..."
"Sure, what do you need?"
Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!
"I'll be right over with some C&H!"

by JeenaMarz August 8, 2017

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Double-Lending

When you're finished with a flesh light and you lend it out to two of your best friends, without letting the other person know.

"Hey Blake, just use the other end, I was busy with this one. I promise you I ain't double-lending!"

"Hey Sam, I was using THIS end, so just use THAT end, okay? No double-lending, I swear!"

by CanadaNerd December 27, 2018