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Middle aged, newly single/divorced, feeling themselves again, uncovering their inner grown ass women, looking for guys to hook up with but They usually end up being idiots and douche bags. Leprechauning usually kicks in at phase 1 or 2 of being single again. If you’re lucky it won’t last long!
Mary went leprechauning again last night and hooked up with that 45 year old who rents a room from his ex wife and works at the car wash.
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I am not sure if anyone else knows about this or if my friends and I made this up, im sure somebody knows what im talking about...
"The Leprechaun" is the act of sneaking up behind someone in a crowded room, sticking two fingers into said person's bum and sneaking away unbeknownst to the person. Of course this is in reference to the small mythological creature, who are very hard to catch in the act of anything. Obviously works better on a young lady with a short skirt on, but be sure not to touch the vaginal region, as that is sexual harassment.
Not to be confused with a credit card , where one merely slides the finger up the person's crack.
Can also used as a verb. Leprechauned: the act of giving or recieving a Leprechaun.
My fingers kindof smell of butt, because I just gave Earl the Leprechaun. or; I just Leprechauned Sally, boy is she confused.
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The pains chiefly associated with a male's erection grinding against his female partner during heavy sexual play. See dry humping. Often adding to arousal at onset the pains proceed to become excruciating and ultimately frustrating, often reducing the ability to retain erection (hard on).
Origins:
From Irish folklore, where a leprechaun was a little man dressed in green who would appear at forest edges and was rumoured to possess a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Often men who sought these creatures would enter great misfortune and suffering would result. As such a man who seeks sexual fulfilment from a woman who refuses to give it will suffer the pains in his groin as a result of dry humping, known as leprechauns.
"Man, I wish me and my girlfriend would just have sex, all this grinding is starting to chafe my loins something awful."
"Dude, these things take time, until then you gotta put up with the leprechauns running wild and free."
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when ur getting head and u say to the girl, "hey look a leprechaun!" and when she turns to look u bust ur nut in her ear.
Psh, that bitch Anne is so dumb, i hear she gotten leprechaun from 5 different guys.
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Horrible 16 foot tall horned beast that eat the flesh of the living and the spirits of the dead, and corn chips.
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Your drunken-tricksy Irish friend that has delusions of grandeur who is always tempting others with his "ways of sneakertive doings" in an attempt to steal coins from your wallet. Proceeds to tell the same Irish jokes and personal stories in an attempt to get thy Minge. Physical characteristics are stretchy earlobes, long tongues, hairy, switchy eyes, supposedly has a 9lbs 8oz penis, and multiple looks.
Dude, did you know that Shaun doesn't actually work at State and he stole money from Cassie the other night? Yeah that drunk Irish man has got the leprechaunism bad.
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FuCK YOU AMURRHIKUN FAYGOTS WHO SAY IRISH PEOPLE ARE LEPRECHAUNS!!!! I WANT TO GET ON YOUR TITS
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You'd better not come to Dublin wit dat attitude, bitches! I'm 7'4 and A HALF! And I weigh 200 pounds! I'm fuckiong terrifying! I rape you good!
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