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Liam Payne has a 10.2 inch cock
you never knew you needed that information but you do.
Liam Payne/One Direction stan in public:10.2!!
Everyone around them: ALL LIAM NO PAYNE
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Least recognized/ obsessed with One Direction member. Liam has the least number of dirty fan fictions written about him. He is normally found being a "good friend" or "leader of the group" or "most mature". There is a small fan base for Liam Payne led by tween girls and girls with low self esteem. Liam is has a taste for brunettes and is most likely to end up with an ex-prostitute who is only there for his money. If Liam wasn't a teenage billionaire, people would have a reason to feel bad for him.
Teenage Girl 1: I love Harry!
Teenage Girl 2: I love Louis!
Teenage Girl 3: I love Niall!
Teenage Girl 4: I love Zayn!
Tween Girl: I love Liam Payne!
Teenage Girls: Oh honey, you're new to this, aren't you?
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Daddy direction! His music is good and deserves more streams. If you don't listen to Payno what are you doing in you life? He was apart of the biggest boyband on the planet (One Direction) and went on to release an album and a single with Dixie D'amelio. Everybody should listen to his music because he has amazing vocals. He also co-wrote many amazing 1D songs like Better than Words and Diana!
(his career kinda went *flop* after 1D tbh)
Person 1: Have you heard of Liam Payne?
Person 2: Oh yeah, the guy who heavily contributed to One Directions success?
Person 1: Yeah! That guy.
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He was a member of the once biggest boy group of all time called One direction. His career flopped after and only got one hit song strip that down.
“who’s liam payne?!” “oh he’s that member of one direction no one favorited”
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the worlds biggest cunt who cant seem to shut the fuck up when needed. someone who believes they out-sell everyone else in 1D while being on Logan Pauls podcast simultaneously.
"Oh, Liam Payne, who the fuck is he"
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The solution for all the problems in the world
a fucking king that makes awesome music
he is the universe basically
we all live because of him
we all love him
Made an awesome cookie song that should have won the grammys
in the best band in the world
OMG IS THAT LIAM PAYNE
*DRAMATICALLY FAINTS BUT THE COMES ALIVE AGAIN CAUSE THERES A MOTHERFUCKING KING IN FRONT OF HER'
wow are u liam james payne