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Those girls do the lickety splits before the main meal.
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when you sre riding skatebord and one foot comes off but your body keeps moving until your in split possition
ohh! shit you just got your sack fucked up on that lickety-split
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When you spread a pair of buttcheeks and lick the bung!
I made her squurm when I did the lickety-split to her ass!
It’s that game where you lick the tip of my penis while trying to avoid me punching you in the mouth. If I win, I punch you in your pretty mouth. If you win, you get punched in the mouth. Either way, you get a split lip.
For Christmas my family likes to do all the usual things. We exchange presents, have a nice dinner, sing carols, and play games like Lickety Split.
Lickety Split - As fast as possible
Eat that booty like lickety split
A poop that is finished in under a minute. One good squeeze and she’s out.
Hugh: We don’t have time for you to take a dump, we’ll be late for badminton.
Frankfort: Chill...it will be a lickety shit.