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A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!
Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"
Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
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Explains the sheer awesomeness of everyday occurances.
You play the piano like a big dog!
Your car is shiny like a big dog!
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When Davey Boy bgot mad and brought out the shotgun, Timmy ran away like a scalded dog.
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powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)
When u feel the need to shit and ur shit is poking out of your arsehole
Raymond could feel his bowels moving. The shit was gonna come out. " I need to find a toilet, it must look like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence!"
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The term used for someone who has loose skin underneith their eyes or more commonly used for some one who is extremley tired and looks like crap. Refering to the droop or sag or a pair of dogs testicles.
God ive been working so hard today my "eyes are like dogs balls"!
"Myra was so old her eyes were begining to look like dogs balls "
"archibald was so tired from hoomfing his wife the night before his eyes were like dogs balls "
Micheal looks in the mirror and sais to his cousin ive got "eyes like dogs balls"
When u have a bad case of D.T's from too much booze the night before, are nervous or cold
He was in such a bad way he was shaking like a shitting dog
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