wrapped up like a douche

One who is ridiculously preoccupied with trivial matters and therefore cannot be bothered with meaningful information from other, less douchey people.

"I tried to get her attention about the house being on fire, but she's wrapped up like a douche watching The O.C."

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wrapped up like a douche

Add this misinterpretation to protocoldroids's list:

Wrapped up like a deuche, another odor in the night.

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dressed up like nebraska

To wear clothes resembling a nebraska farm boy.
Western or flannel shirt,wrangler jeans ,boots
and a belt.

Whats up with Richard, coming to this party all dressed up like Nebraska!

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done up like a kipper

Blimey yes these drugs are working.

"He doesn't even remember being there..."
"Yeah, he was done up like a kipper"

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That’s like putting make up on a nigger

Something that doesn’t make any sense. Imagine coloring a black piece of construction paper.

Nick:That just doesn’t make any sense Adam.

Adam:I concur with your analysis. That’s like putting make up on a nigger.

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back it up like a Tonka truck

To back it up and get down.

An ancient saying, originating in Mesopotamia, recently reintroduced by rapper Pitbull in the song 'On the Floor' by the Jennifer Lopez.

Moments after entering the club, Matthew backed it up like a Tonka truck.

Joseph ordered a root beer at the bar, then proceeded to back it up like a Tonka truck.

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feel like shit warmed up

Basically feeling like shit but worse. Used to describe a state of feeling exceptionally unwell.

Person 1: Hey how are you?
Person 2: Not good, feel like shit warmed up to be honest.
Person 1: Sorry to hear that!