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When a novel or series is anticlimactic, or gets really good and then just stops. A technique employed by author's to hold the readers attention, only to leave them unsatisfied.
In J.K. Rowling's series "Harry Potter", the reader experiences much suspense and excitement in books 1-6, only to experience literary blueballs with her unsasitfying epilogue.
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when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy
Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists
Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so
Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?
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1) A meaningless phrase that English teachers like to throw around to prevent students from doing book reports on anything worth reading.
2) A phrase that means that something is worthless, meaningless, or a lie.
1) "Of course you can't read Harry Potter for your book report, it has absolutely no literary value."
2) "She told me she's never had sex before."
"Dude, that's got no literary value."
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1. Someone who is very good at English; someone who may never fail at English no matter what
2. Someone who is good at analyzing and interpreting texts
"Can you tell me what David said? I don't understand his thesis at all."
"Well, it's simple. He's trying to say that guys are trying to avoid talking about their feelings because they don't want to lose all sense of masculinity, which is something they feel they should be able to always count on. Is that right, David?"
"Uh...yeah..."
"I only read your introduction and I got that? Yes! I am SUCH a literary beast!"
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A person who sees it necessary to research literary devices so that they might prove someone wrong, despite the person's comedic intentions.
He corrected me when I used past tense instead, what a literary faggot.
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A person that any word that's too big for them or too complicated for them (or whatever other reason) pronounces wrong or thinks the meaning of that word is something completely differant or not fully correct. Some People become Literary dumbasses because the word has to do with something related to someone they don't like or like to mess with.(Refer to example 2)
It means the same thing as
Literary:
-Asshole
-Fuckhead
-Idiot
-Moron
-Etc.
1.Hey what kinda holiday is Hannukoh?!-(My stupid Uncle said it once)
2.Guy1:Hey what yah readin'?
Guy2:a manga
Guy1:Why would they name a kind of book after a fruit? (mango)
Guy2:HEEEEEY! Literary Dumbass!
Guy:Just kiddin'........sheesh.
3. You are merely a Liter
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Grouping of authors regarded as dark and depraved and explicitly or implicitly worthy of a painful execution because they refused to write books as clean and wholesome as the Bible or Koran. Well, that's what the True Believers would have us think, anyway. At last count included Salman Rushdie, Jo Rowling and Philip Pullman. May be abbreviated to ALE, or AxLE.
Like any true servant of democracy, I find time to support the Axis of Literary Evil whenever I can.
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