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The act of homosexual incestual intercourse in which two Eastern European brothers tag team their sister in their parent's bedroom.
I think I saw my cousins giving my other cousin a Lithuanian Hillbilly last night.
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Taking a dump that is at least 1 foot long.
After holding in the poop all day, Brian released a Lithuanian Hot Dog into his stepdad’s toilet.
The time when Poland was actually strong.
1569-1795 (holy shit the polish-lithuanian commonwealth existed for more than 2 centuries)
First Partition - 1772 by Russia, Prussia and Austria
Second Partition - 1793 by Russia and Prussia
Third and final partition - 1795 by Russia, Prussia and Austria. The end of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth's reign.
The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth almost beat the shit out of Russia by occupying the capital, Moscow for a bit before getting fucked by the Russian Military.
The Lithuanian Love Puddle is where you have sex with a woman and she leaves a really big wet patch, like bigger than normal. It's called 'Lithuanian' because women from that region love sex, any way, anytime, in any hole and usually leave a massive wet patch behind!
Sammy, I took that girl I met back to my place last night and I ended up giving her the love thrust whilst she was sitting on my kitchen bench. Anyway the next morning I got up and she had left a "Lithuanian Love Puddle" all over the kitchen floor. Lucky I cleaned it up before the dog did hey!
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A fight, where you use bottles instead of pillows to knock down your opponent. Normally happening in a bar or pub. Usually there will be only one winner, the last person standing in the room. There are rumours that it is an old lithuanina tradition, sometimes still executed in the lithuanian countryside.
"Hey, what happend to your face?" "I was in a Lithuanian Pillow Fight last night."
"Watch your mouth or we will soon have Lithuanian Pillow Fight in here!"
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A Lithuanian Hot Pocket is when you ask a Lithuanian which part of Russia Lithuania is in, and then turn around so they can shove their fist up your ass.
"Dude, I was craving some fisting action, so I had a Lithuanian Hot Pocket!"
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When you’ve spent too long fisting your Lithuanian girlfriends ass that your hand swells up and you have to blame it on a giant mosquito
Gus was fisting his misses all Saturday he came down with a serious case of Lithuanian fat hand.