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Home to every white trash redneck who can't afford Baton Rouge. Houses the trashiest segment of people in the 225. These people are very racist.
The Texas Club has Livingston Parish to thank for almost 99% of their business.
Crystal Meth is the drug of choice for these underpaid, overworked baboons.
Ugly, fat, over-tattooed and pierced people in WalMart are referred to as "LPNs" Livingston Parish Natives.
The LP is the armpit of the Capital Region.
LPN 1 - "Hey ya'll! Let's cook some Meth then go to the T-club!"
LPN 2 - "I can't my 14 year old sister is havin' her baby tonight. Guess we gon' have to drive up into Baton Rouge to see her. I hate goin' up in there, too many niggers."
LPN 1 - *Spit's dip out* "I hate a nigger, that's one thing that's for sure. That's why I live in Livingston Parish."
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Town of inbreds and druggies. If you live in this town your mother and father are probably brother and sister. Also if you're from this town your hopes of finding an attractive partner for life are slim to none. You're also more prone in this town for being a coke head, pizza face, pill junkie, heroin addict, or possibly pedophile. The only successful people who come out of this town...are those who leave and/or go to rehab. Or jail. Just remember, never go to the Robin Hood Diner after sunset...and don't trust a hoe.
Livingston Manor is a great place to catch up on your drug habits and STD's.
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Also known as "LP", it is a poor part of Louisiana where everyone assumes outside the parish we are racist, uneducated, rednecks, meth addicts, or products of incest. We are not, lol.
Insert example of Livingston Parish here.
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The women that saves the sexy guy whos playing the bandit from fug ugly girl
livingstones wife
a town in northern jersey where the teenager's weekdays consist of SAT courses and sport pracitces/games, while the weekends consist of going to the city, shopping at possibly the wealthiest mall in new jersey (short hills mall), and getting FUCKED UP at some crazy ass house parties usually in Laurel Hills, Bel-Air, or Coventry. The parties thrown by the teens of livingston are probably the craziest most dangerous parties you will ever attend, consisting of drugs and hard-liquor, but hey thats how they like it. By the end of the night, at least 3 girls are crying drunk, barfing over the toilet, and at least 5 girls have given head to every guy in the room. Either that, or their busy getting their stomachs pumped. By this time, the person throwing the party has either thrown everyone out, leaving them on the street to find a ride, or its too late and the asshole cops have come to fuck you over. Over all, A+ for parties. :D
Person 1: Hey, you where at ____'s party the other night, right?
Person 2: Hell yeah! But then the cops came and i had to run through the woods... then i heard _______'s was having a party and headed over there, but all the alc was gone! So i smoked this amazing blunt that got me sooo fucked up.
Person 1: Sick! Livingston parties are always crazy.
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A long-missing explorer and missionary, David Livingstone, who was found in Africa by British-born explorer Henry Stanley in 1871.
Also online name of blogger of undiscovered treasures - www.doctorlivingstone.info
"Doctor Livingstone, I presume?"
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A weird ass anime teacher at jay co. Acts like tough shit but is not. Probably a furry but keeps it a secret. Low-key an asshole
Brett Livingston Is a fucking weirdo.