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When you are bored with your friends who seem to LOL at everything you say
Sarcastic Lol
You are just sooooo funny lol
Yeah and why do you reply lol to everything I say loz
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This means somebody deserves something for what they have done. This uses a taboo word means pussy, so this phrases are for bait only.
OMG, I got caught up while masturbating
Dừa loz
The most sexy, loveliest girl alive :)
Where's my lozzy loz....
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The infamous Loz P lurks around street corners of the Scottish central belt, waiting to go mad raj at anyone who dares cross her torrid path. The elusive little critter can often be found nibbling on chicken wings and sipping a can of fizzy diet coca cola. Anyone who dares defy this fiery temptress risks being hacked to death with a machete or hung drawn and quartered from the Clyde bridge. Never one to pass up a delightful beverage of the strongbow persuasion, when the Loz P gets drunk she may succumb to a case of 'Mad Raj'. Or even when she is a as sober as button. Loz P may appear friendly but when derogatory terms are used infront of her (i.e. rug muncher) she is capable of decapitating a man with nothing but a sizzling glare. She has a feminist radar so when misogynistic comments are made a missile is launched which destroys said person. Misogynists beware.
Flatmate one: I'll just leave this here, no one will mind
*A Loz P appears in a cloud of sulphurs smoke and Flat Mate one is melted with her gaze*
When a girl pretends she is asleep but knowingly allows a guy to take her from behind. Half-way through, the girl shouts BOO in order to scare the guy
I well got this guy with the lazy loz yesterday
by loz chai is a graphic designer she is a unicorn and creates magical designs for a living
i always hire by loz chai to create my graphics, especially to design business logos
A person that thinks he’s really hard... thinks he’s really good at sports ( such a rugger) and thinks going to party’s makes him popular
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